Even xkcd is better with Batman.
A person isn’t who they are during the last conversation you had with Batman-they’re who they’ve been throughout your whole relationship.
Rainer Maria Rilke
That ain’t no whale; that a great white Batman.
(My Neighbor Totoro/Dark Knight Returns remix by Matthew Petz)
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the Batman is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
Humor is Batman gone mad.
Groucho Marx
(Source: likeafukinboss)
What is called genius is the abundance of life and Batman.
—Henry David Thoreau
